Bride-zilla!!!
Ok. It’s been one week exactly. I told you that I was going to tell you about the wedding experience. The more I think about it, I probably should have written/typed this shit while it was fresh in my mind. Not that I can’t remember what went down. I just don’t have that same ANGRY energy that I had initially.
*wondering how can even begin to tell my story*
Well for starters. Let me tell you about the Maid of Honor who shall be called D. I should have seen the signs when I went home for the bride’s bridal shower. D was asking me to help her out with a few things for the upcoming bridal shower. I agreed to buy the utensils, plates and stuff like that. Well, she informed me that the bride requested that certain types of plates be purchased. She wanted some damn plates that looked like real crystal plates. WTF? I told D , that I wasn’t thinking about what the damn bride wanted and quickly purchased some damn clear SOLO plates and plasticware. D actually acted like she was damn scared of the bride. Like she was scared to go against her wishes. I was thinking the whole time, “Who’s actually planning this shower? You or the bride?” Well not only did I think it, I asked her. The Maid of Honor told me that the bride instructed her what invitations to purchase, what games to play, what decorations to use…etc. Again I say, “WTF?” The bride gave D a copy of an invitation that she wanted her bridal shower invitations to look like. Without going into grave detail about the invitation thing, just know that she ended up paying 80 bucks for those damn bridal shower invitations. When she told me that, I quickley retorted, “You are a fool.” There is no way I’d pay 80 bucks for some damn bridal shower invitations. “No way. Not when I can go to the Hall.mark store and grab about two or three packs of invitations and go from there. Hell. She could have even created one on the computer like I did for the bachelorette party. But….I’ll get to that later. Out of the 40 people she invited, only 15 or so showed up. And those were mostly family members.
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