20 Weird things about me….as if! *smile*
[NON-DISclaimer: ‘cause you know I’m not DENYING sh*t. LOL But. I will tell you this. If you ever read my other blog site, let me inform you that this is a typical Brown Sugar post. So yes, you might really need to brace yourselves, clutch your pearls or whatever. *smile* Only this time, I believe I am a little more “informative.” It starts off kind of normal-weird but then I take it there. You know….the typical Brown Sugar fashion. Oh yes. There’s HOB(c). *wink* I may need to start posting early in the morning instead of the late night tip. Huh? I seem to become a wee bit more candid at night. *shaking head*]
You’ve seen Jia do it. You’ve seen X do it. Now Brown Sugar is about to do it too. *riding coat tails*
Now, this is going to be a hard one for me. One, I can’t think of too many weird things about me. But dammit. I’ll try.
*tapping fingers….rubbing chin….LIGHTBULB…..faded lightbulb…..*
This is harder than I thought ya’ll.
Ok here goes….
1. Number one. Numero Uno. The ONE & only. Let’ see. The first weird thing about me is….is…. I like to eat peanut butter and honey. I mean, that’s not really THAT weird though. I’ll take a jar of JIFFY, put a few spoonfuls in a bowl (maybe more) and then squirt some honey in it. *licking lips* It actually is a delicious snack.
2. I LOVE most anything with peanuts & peanut butter combinations. Period. Favorite childhood sandwich ~ Peanut butter & Jelly sandwich. I’ll still tear one up today! Favorite ice cream - Peanut Butter & Chocolate. Favorite Candy ~ Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup AND Peanut M&M’s. Although, M&M’s don’t have peanut butter in it. *shrugs* Still has a peaNUTTY taste. Oooh. Speaking of NUTTY. Favorite cookie ~ Nutter butters. Hmm….maybe I’m a descendant of George Washington Carver. With all my LOVE of the peanut. I’m just saying! *giggles* I’ll even eat celery with peanut butter & speckles of raisins on top. *licking lips* Yummy! While road trippin in the south, I have to have BOILED Peanuts. I will usually stop in some little country town en route to some where and grab me a hot bag of boiled peanuts. OMG! I LOVE those things! Dammit. I LOVE PEANUTS & PEANUT BUTTER! Period. Point.Blank. Although strangely, I don’t really like chunky peanut butter. Go figure!
3. Since I’m on the food tip. I love eatting Cream of Wheat. I have to have some Brown Sugar. What better way to sweeten it up?!? *smile* In addition to that, I have to have some BUTTER. REEEAL butter. The combination of brown sugar, butter and a little bit of milk after it’s been cooked. Oh. Simply delicious! I can eat a bowl of hot ass Cream of Wheat in the middle of a hot summer day. Foreal. AND can turn around and eat another bowl for snack or dinner. LOL
4. I talk to myself from time to time. Not in a Sy.bil type of way. But, I will chit chat with myself at opportune moments. This usually occurs while I’m in my car driving. Usually, I’m talking about what I have to do or who pissed me off or hell, whatever comes to my mind. LOL I keep telling myself that I’m going to have to stop doing that when my son gets older. He’s going to think I’m crazy if I continue to do it. LOL Maybe it’s an only child thing. I don’t know.
*ON to the HOB weirdness!*
5. I like to watch others have sex. *gasping from crowd* What do you mean you’re surprised?!? hahahahahaha Yes. Yes. It’s true. Brown Sugar LOVES to watch other have sex. I am truly a voyeur. Sometimes I enjoy that more than having sex myself. *blank stare* Ok…so that’s a lie. But I do enjoy it - a whole lot.
*Keeping it on the HOB tip…..*
6. While I don’t exactly consider myself “bi-sexual” I do like women. Uh…some women. It’s definitely just a physical thing with women though. Like, I could not see myself kicking it with a woman and saying, “This is my girlfriend” and mean it like “Naw…this REALLY is my girlfriend.” Like we’re an “item” type shyt. Usually, my encounter with another woman involves a man. Hence, a threesome in the works. Such a wonderful thing…. *hears music….drifts off….ahhhh the memories* Anyway, what was I saying? Uh…yeah…so I like women. *shrugs* I like women??? Who’d a thought?!?
7. I LOVE Oral Sex. As selfish as this is going to sound, I’m going to say it anyway. I like to RECEIVE more than I like to GIVE. Is that really selfish?!? Not to say that I don’t LIKE to return the “favor” I just really LOVE it being done to me. I mean, I love to have my pussy licked, sucked and all that. Especially when it’s freshly waxed too. Ooowee! My pussy pulsates at the mere thought of it being licked & sucked. *pussy pulsating now*
8. Yes. I have licked pussy before. Does that answer your question?!? Will I lick pussy again? Sheeeit. I got a mouthful of pussy right now as I type. LOL Picture that shit! Now THAT’S weird!
9. I gotta be honest. Although, I don’t want a “girlfriend” per se. I do want a “play mate” who I can kick it with from time to time. You know…. go out to movies, dinner, shopping, talk, cook…wash & set each other’s hair….AND eat pussy, we’ll “play” with each other from time to time. And that’s it. No relationship type shit. It is what it is. LOL As if all that doesn’t sound like some relationship type shit. Right? I’m just saying.
10. Now that I think about it, I think that the aforementioned would be like a girlfriend. Hell. Maybe I do want a girlfriend. But I’ll tell you this. If I was to get with a chic, she’d have to be a very FEMININE type chic. I can’t get with a chic who looks like a dude. *shaking head* No.way.Jose. I like a woman for being a woman. Pretty, soft, smelling good….
11. I once let this chic fuck me with a strap-on. *shudders at thought*
One. I felt like a little bitch! It was weird. Slightly unnerving, even. The buzz I had prior to it happening made a disappearing act! Something just wasn’t quite right about that picture. Grant it, it could have been that I just wasn’t attracted to her the way I thought I was prior to her going to her closet and coming back with that damn strap-on di.ck. “What the fuck are you gonna do with that?!? You’re not going to fuck me with that!” So once she finished fucking me, hahahahaha I just laid there like a little bitch. I wanted to put on my clothes and break outta her house! *sound of me making a mad dash*
12. I like to eat Al.toids when I suck dick but I don’t like Al.toids to be eatten while my pussy is being licked & sucked. LOL
13. I sometimes like to lay in bed and rub my own nipples from time to time.
14. I’m addicted to “tickling my fancy.” I will do it each and every night if I could. Well, that is, when my Aunt Dot is not in town.
15. I really enjoy watching Porn. Typically, I enjoy porns that involve threesomes and hot lesbian action.
Can you tell I’m kind of horny right now????
Moving on to other things….
16. While I appear to be an outgoing person, I tend to be shy at times.
I express myself on paper, via email much better than I do orally. I think back to how me and one of my best friends would write each other letters in each other’s presence to tell the other what we were feeling. i.e. Why we were upset with one another…. Stuff like that. It’s like, I sometimes get so flustered and can’t get out what I really want to say AND it just might come out the wrong way. *sigh* Such a dilemma. I find it harder to express myself to people I really like and care about. Isn’t that weird?
17. I rarely sleep up under my bedsheets. I’ll wash my sheets and put them right back on the bed. However, I’ll still sleep on top of the sheets. Sometimes, I’ll sleep on top of the comforter BUT I will still grab a blanket to put over me.
18. Speaking of bedsheets. I continue to put the same sheets on the bed. I’ll wash them and put them right back on my bed rather than take them off and put a whole ‘notha set on the bed. For some reason, I love my jersey sheets. They’re so comfortable. Even though I sleep ON TOP of them most of the time.
19. I am addicted to Martin. I will watch it when it comes on at 5:00pm and then again at 10:00pm for the hour that it stays on then. I will be upset if I miss a show. AS if I haven’t already seen every damn episode of Martin. But I will ROTFLMAO as if each episode is the first time I’ve ever watched it. I can’t sleep until I watched the last episode that comes on at 10:30pm. *shaking head*
*searching for the last and final weird thing*
20. From time to time, the right side of my bed looks like a bookshelf, dresser drawer, portable closet, etc. I keep books, clothes that need to be folded and the like on that side of the bed. What on earth am I going to do when I get a man…..or woman? LMAO
uhhh I think I’m speechless. But I can say this: Yuck at the peanut butter. That’s one thing I can’t stand except in a reece’s peanut butter cup.
Comment by Edwige — September 11, 2005 @ 2:26 am
I’m with Edwige, I hate peanut butter. And as for the H.O.B. details, hmmmm. I can’t quit shaking my head. A feminine chick huh? You are too much. And ain’t nothing shy about that damn post.
Comment by Serenity23 — September 11, 2005 @ 9:21 am
Ya’ll hate peanut butter?!? *gasping*
Uh…Serenity23, I REALLY am shy!
Comment by Brown Sugar — September 11, 2005 @ 10:23 am
LMAO. Gurl, you crack me up, esp. #11. I don’t know how weird this stuff is but I DO know it’s damn sure entertaining, and revealing! Shy? Hmph. Yawl so called shy folks KILL me. Yo ass is probably quiet as hell too, in person. *smh*
Comment by Keish — September 11, 2005 @ 6:18 pm
Wow…We have a lot in common. Amazing! I too love watching porn, eating pussy, “tickling my fancy” (or whatever you want to call it when a guy does it), AND I want a threesome with two women. What are the odds? *lol* Haven’t been fucked with by a woman with a strap-on yet, though.
Comment by MilesSmiles — September 11, 2005 @ 9:16 pm
@ Keish ~ Actually, I am kinda shy in person. *smile* Sometimes…. I guess it depends on who I have around me. Yeah, #11 was actually funny as hell to me too. AFTER the fact. *still shuddering at the thought*
@ Miles Smiles ~ So…we have a lot in common, eh? Only thing is, I didn’t say I actually LOVE to eat pussy though. I just said that I have done it before. *smile*
Comment by Brown Sugar — September 11, 2005 @ 9:33 pm
*sighs…
U talk to yourself…ur weird. Instead of doing the blogger meet up, how about you meet up with the nice doctor and lay down on the big brown couch? LMAOO J/K
Anyway yea….Im going to make a booty call!
Comment by Jia — September 11, 2005 @ 9:35 pm
Whatever Jia! I am no more weird than you. LOL And I’ve always been told that as long as you don’t answer yourself, talking to yourself is actually pretty normal. Now…how about YOU go lay yourself down on that big brown couch.
Comment by Brown Sugar — September 11, 2005 @ 9:52 pm
Clearly you got a MUCH different definition of shy. LOL! I feel you on the jersey sheets. And the P.B. And, ssshhhh, the voyeur thing is cool. But better still, the exhibitionist thing. Oh wait, that’s one of my own 20 things. Oh, and I’m right there with you on random convos w/self as I “think aloud” quite a bit. Perfectly normal…I hope. But not a byproduct of only child-ness, that’s for sure.
Comment by O — September 12, 2005 @ 12:59 am
Um…I’m not sure if management approves of all of the lewd and lascivious content of this post here on The Bay. You know we’re a bougie bunch of Negroes here. Don’t be having random hoes walking up and down the street touching themselves…LMAO!!!
And uh…you got 3 hours and 30 minutes to update before you are fined by The Association. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!!!
Comment by Blogsome Bay Homeowners Association — September 12, 2005 @ 8:36 am
Typical Brown Shuga! Way to keep in tune with your reputation. I was reading the first part like, “Who the hell wrote this?” Then I get to the HOB (c) details and was like, “Oh, ok. Her blog hasn’t been taken over by someone else.” I like peanut butter too. Not chucky. But, I don’t like peanuts or peanuts in my food. And I hate peanut sauces. Go figure. I’m a peanut snob!
Comment by Kajuana — September 12, 2005 @ 10:57 am
I was lurking, you know how I do but damn if you didnt put it out there. I aint mad atcha LOL Peanut butter!! I hate it!!! eeeeeeeewwwwww
Comment by carmelcomplexion — September 12, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
UGGGH… I guess I have some food weirdnesses that I didn’t think of. Like I like peanut butter and jelly and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, but HATE peanut butter in ANYTHING else. I like corn on the cob, but NOT off of it, I like sweet potato pie, but HATE sweet potatoes. ROFLMAO yep, those clearly could have gone on the list. LOL
I feel you on the shyness… I’m shy too… in the right situation, I’ll be quiet as a churchmouse. And won’t have much to say at all… I can be really, really shy at times. LOL
Comment by Xquizzyt1 — September 12, 2005 @ 12:31 pm
In regards to oral sex, I think most women prefer to receive than give. Heck, if that’s selfish, then dammit I’m selfish too.
Comment by Nikki — September 12, 2005 @ 12:33 pm
Hey! Where’s my original comment?
Comment by Blogsome Bay Homeowners Association — September 12, 2005 @ 1:10 pm
LMAO @ your final question.
Ditto on #15. I’m so with you on that on, Sugar!
Comment by MsThing — September 12, 2005 @ 1:46 pm
You are wayyyyyy off the hook, my dear. Wayyyyyyyyyy, I say. LOL
Comment by Will — September 12, 2005 @ 2:22 pm
This was GREAT!
Comment by Golden — September 12, 2005 @ 3:07 pm
Sheeit, Nikki… I’mma say speak for yourself on that one. I loooooove looooove loooove giving. LOL
Comment by Xquizzyt1 — September 12, 2005 @ 3:51 pm
Uh…X speaking of, you need be working on that syllabus. LMAO *standing in registration class…pre-orientation, even!* LMAO even more.
Hey! It was good seeing your crazy ass and Jia’s crazy ass today for lunch. Poor Jia….she can NOT hang. *wondering what’s going to happen to her on ATL Bloggers Drunkfest Pt. II*
Comment by Brown Sugar — September 12, 2005 @ 4:11 pm
LOL @ Beloved! That’s all the time I get?!? LOL Ohhh Kay. Let’s see what else I can come up with by then. If I don’t, do you promise to punish me?!? CTFU!!!!
Comment by Brown Sugar — September 12, 2005 @ 4:18 pm
HOLD THE HELL UP!!! Y’all met JIA for lunch?!?!?!!? Oh HELL naw!!!! I know where y’all REALLY went…
You’re getting TRIPLE fined for this one, missy. That’ll be $750. Please send cash or money order to 2100 Blogsome Bay Court ATTN: Beloved!!!
Oh and Ms. X isn’t off the hook ‘cause she didn’t update today either….
Comment by Blogsome Bay Homeowners Association — September 12, 2005 @ 4:51 pm
2100 Jackson St, I mean Blogsome Bay Court?!? How in thee Hell did you come up with that address girl?!? LOL Yep. We met the infamous Jia for lunch today. I am truly LOL at this blogsome homeowners association.
Comment by Brown Sugar — September 12, 2005 @ 4:58 pm
*making quotations marks with fingers* Lunch. Riiiiight. Did the three of you pay for this “lunch” with one dollar bills? LOL!
Comment by O — September 12, 2005 @ 6:15 pm
21 is my line number. Stop trying to change the subject and SEND ME MY MONEY!!! I’m with O. Did this “lunch” inlcude collapsible poles and grease????? I just know that I betta get my cut in the mail from both you and X. Jia updated today *in my best Wayne Brady voice* Is Beloved gonna haveta choke a bitch???
Comment by Blogsome Bay Homeowners Association — September 12, 2005 @ 6:35 pm
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! LOL @ Beloved’s crazy, Wayne Brady Chappelle style, threat!!! OMG! First of all, I was CTFU at that because that is ONE my favorite show in the whole wide world and TWO one of my favorite episodes on one of my most favorite shows in the whole wide world. Ok…*ahem* O…..O….O….darling. This “lunch” did not include dolla, dolla bills ya’ll. Other than the dolla bills we used to pay for our viddles. thank.you.very.much! LOL Now…don’t get me wrong. There was talk of going to a spot that “caters” to dolla, dolla bills ya’ll.
How could you even come on here and uh…insinuate otherwise? *shocked*
Oh and Beloved, er, um….homeowner association manager? Uh yeah, so…I know that 21 is your line number and all but why couldn’t you just put 2195 instead of 2100. Automatically, I thought of 2100 Jackson skreet. lmao
Comment by Brown Sugar — September 12, 2005 @ 8:14 pm
It’s Tuesday and you still haven’t updated Management has just doubled the fees. HMPH!
Comment by Blogsome Bay Homeowners Association — September 13, 2005 @ 9:02 am
that Beloved chick is gangsta, lawd we gonna have to send her azz to anger management class with JIA
ok, so this shyt here had me SPEECHLESS….oh.my.damn! LOL!
Comment by Wise Diva — September 13, 2005 @ 2:38 pm
Sugar, I know a good bankruptcy attorney. You gonna need one when Beloved finishes fining your ass. LMAO
And why didn’t anything I read in here surprise me? LOL And, umm, repeat after me: Giving is good. Giving is real good. LMAO
Please keep the HOB details coming. *Wondering how many more weeks ’til the next post*
Comment by Yolanda — September 13, 2005 @ 7:35 pm
smdh!!!! UMMM yeah… YOU BETTER STOP TRYIN’ A FRONT UP IN HEA’ YOU ARE NO WHERE NEAR SHY!!!! LOL! I love how you can be so raw! I wish… I wish… I REALLY am shy! Well kinda! LOL! Oh and I love me some peanut butter too!
Comment by Coley — September 17, 2005 @ 2:45 pm
Very interesting…
Comment by tam jeanise — November 28, 2005 @ 2:39 pm