Back in Business…
*doing a round off* Yeah boy! Brown Sugar is back in business. I am sooooo happy. Finally. Looks like the actual problem was my damn modem. I went through phone call after phone call with Comcast. Then I was belittled by Yolanda and her HH. Grrrr….. Then Caramel Complexion replaced my Ethernet card. Only for me to bring my computer back home and the muthaphucka still wouldn’t allow me to connect to the internet. *kicking rocks* But I would like to publicly thank Caramel Complexion for all that she’s done. I even compensated her with a little toy *wink, wink* See what you could have gotten Yolanda had you and HH not belittled me?!? ha ha ha ha
After one unsuccessful try to the other, Comcast eventually said they’d send a technician out to replace my modem. So to make a long story short, ole boy came, replaced modem and I’m now back in business. *doing the Cabbage Patch….now the Reebok….now the German Smurf* LOL Can you tell ya girl is happy as hell? Only concern I have now is that my computer’s fan sounds like it’s working overtime and shit. It’s kind of loud. So…let’s see. Give it a couple of more weeks and I’ll be having another computer problem. Hell.to.the.naw! We need to nip that shit in the bud right now. Hmm….thinking who I can call to replace my computer’s fan. Uh…ok. I already utilized the services of Caramel Complexion. I may be able to back track and call Yolanda and her accomplice over here. Of course, I’ll have to give them *cough, cough* gas money since the gas prices are sky friggin high. Gesh!
Let’s see….I’m trying to think what else has been going on with me since the last time I posted. Nothing much. My son is still with my parents. I was going to go get him this past Saturday but I’m going this week. Update on my aunt…she’s still in the hospital. Her condition hasn’t changed much at all. I’m going to go home for family support. So it’s going to be a long ride to and from. *sigh* But I’m looking forward to going home and seeing my family. I have some things to finalize for my girl’s upcoming wedding and bachelorette party.
I spoke with the skrippa (stripper) today on the phone. He said he is going to make sure he takes care of us. He said we won’t be disappointed. Of course, we talked for a good 20 - 30 minutes. I had to see where he was coming from. You know, what he looked like and what kind of show he puts on. He was all hyped and I liked that. He made a comment about the possibility of me and the other women being scared to get personal lap dances. *stop the noise* Obviously, he doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. Brown Sugar ain’t hardly scared of no dingaling in her face. LOL Not even a little bit. When he said that, I quickly retorted, “Look here….trust and believe that I am not, will not be scared. Sheeeeit! Of course, he loved that response. I am too excited about this. For one, the bride-to-be has no idea that this is going down. She actually thinks that we’re going to a strip club in Canada the day before. I’m going to drop the ball a couple of days before that. I’m going to tell her that nobody is going to be able to make it. She’s going to be good and disappointed. LOL *rubbing hands together* She knows that I’m planning a “toy party” for her but she has no idea about the male exotic dancers. Ooowee! I can’t wait. You know I will have details about it upon my return. But…that’s not for another couple of weeks. Hopefully the details won’t be too grimey. LOL *shaking my head*
I do have an HOB (c) story to tell ya’ll. However, it will have to wait. I’m still trying to get over my girl Jia-uncut’s entry from yesterday. Even though it was about a chic’s Funky ass monkey, it was still filled with hand-on- booty details galore! I was loving it!I think me and Jia can do some serious damage when it comes to an HOB post. We can put both of our minds together and…and….your computers would probably explode because it’d be too damn hot! LOL Nicca what?!? Too hot for damn TV! *sizzlin*
On that note, I’m about to jet. I’m hungry as hell. I have a dinner date this evening. But GOT DAMN! That mug won’t be up my way until at least another hour and a half. I’m about to fix me a damn salad in the meantime. Of course, I’ll still be damn hungry. *sigh*
Ay ya’ll gotta go! ***smooches***
Umm… it’s about DAMN TIME… Sheesh and maybe I should update your link since I’ve been reading “Filth Flarn Filth” all week. Yikes.
Umm…and how dare you not include me in the HOB writing, I have been known to write some HOB details (though I took them down in a day… LOL) myself dammit!!! Why does the new chick get all the props???
Hmmph… Oh, and I didn’t get your messsage until last nite. Late. I apologize. But umm… don’t grab the pearls again woman.
*polishing pearls to get BS’s fingerprints off them… then straightening them… smoothing out hair in MY MIRROR and slamming door on way out*
LOL Crazy…
Comment by Xquizzyt1 — August 29, 2005 @ 5:16 pm
LOL @ your ass opening up my page to “Filth, Flarn, Filth” all week. Too funny! Ok! I knew I’d get a rise out of that ass about those damn pearls. ROTFLMAO! Well, whatever it takes to get you to respond, I’ll do it.
Oh yeah. How soon I forget that you are also a master of HOB details. Even though you were too scared to leave it up. *sucking teeth* Chicken! LOL at the ‘new chick’ getting all the props. You are a mess!
Comment by Brown Sugar — August 29, 2005 @ 5:23 pm
I was readin’ Filth…etc. all week too. Finally I clicked on the new BS link on someone else’s page…yayyyyy Brown Sugar is BACK! lol
Comment by Keish — August 29, 2005 @ 6:56 pm
Long time lurker/reader. I’m glad to see you’re back (hopefully now for good)! I can’t wait for the HOB details, like everyone else. Going back and re-reading your old blog, I’ve come across some topics that you’ve yet to re-visit:
your thoughts on dick size
your porn addiction (what do you like?)
So, get us some HOB details and get crackin’ on those 2 topics. lol
Glad to see you back.
Comment by MilesSmiles — August 29, 2005 @ 7:42 pm
LMAO! Hey Thanks for reminding a sistah of what she needs to be doing! I will definitely revisit those topics. *adding to topic to do list*
Comment by Brown Sugar — August 29, 2005 @ 7:48 pm
HEY girl!!!! Glad you’re back! WOO HOOO (doin’ a little dance, shakin’ a little ass) LOL!
Your bachelorette party that you’re throwing for your girl sounds off da hook…. I wanna come!!!
~make sure to come back and tell us about it! Yo’ girl is in need of a brown sugar HOB story for realz!!!!!
Comment by Coley — August 29, 2005 @ 8:40 pm
Dang girl I was wondering what was happening. Sorry I kept missing you on IM. I’m 9 hours ahead of you which is why we kept missing each other.
Comment by Edwige — August 30, 2005 @ 8:30 am
You… are soooo out of control. LOL
ACHOO! *sneezing from all these damn flowers* LOL
Comment by Will — August 30, 2005 @ 9:17 am
LMAO@Will! Forget you! I like my lil flowers. So pretty!
Comment by Brown Sugar — August 30, 2005 @ 9:50 am
What in the hell is the German smurf???
Comment by Beloved — August 30, 2005 @ 2:48 pm
Beloved: I asked the same dayum thing. All this daggone P-P, I can’t even say it.
Comment by Kajuana — August 30, 2005 @ 9:22 pm
hey there..just dropping by…
wanted to give you props for your blog…
and in regards to your bacherlorette party that is coming up…i hope you and your friends have a blast…make sure you bring your camera/recorder to catch initial reactions right when the strippers start…
take care…
Comment by Paul A. Harris JR. — September 1, 2005 @ 2:20 pm
*CLapping wildly* Yayyyyy, ur back!
Comment by sun — September 1, 2005 @ 5:42 pm